My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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