are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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