I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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