is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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