Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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