Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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