That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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