all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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