we have officially lost it.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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