You just made me feel so damn special
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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