I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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