So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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