Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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