Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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