this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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