i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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