do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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