how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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