Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I need a burrito and a hug.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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