My girlfriend figured out who you are.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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