So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
is it fun? or sober?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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