I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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