after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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