Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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