do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
try to milk me bitch
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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