I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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