If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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