oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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