we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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