so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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