If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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