come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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