8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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