3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just want nice things and good sex
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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