porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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