He asked me if I "almost moaned"
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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