Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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