Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
They have beer where we have blood.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
