How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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