i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I love having hate sex.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
