You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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