Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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