You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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