What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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