ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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