I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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