Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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