i need an iv and a liver transplant
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
And then he peed in my hair
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