You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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