I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Bang-toberfest begins!!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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