yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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