yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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